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在下虽不才但有三计
1 ．攻其闺蜜，贿其室友，略施薄礼，三路起进，退可其二选之，进可将其收之。此计施之，则大事可成。
2 ．择一人舔之，犬也。择三人舔之，狼也。以犬之姿，其女厌也。以狼之姿，其女悦也。欲攻其心，先固己心，得之坦然，失之淡然。若得此计，进可攻退可守，大事可期！
3 ．可投所好，才高八斗，学富五车，富可敌国，则此女贴之
4 ．以上 3 计不成，可以参考 刑法第 236 条 ，但东窗事发后切莫说认识在下
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euph Dec 30, 2025 via Android
妙
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ming2050 Dec 30, 2025
奇
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可
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行
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xtreme1 Dec 30, 2025  1
我有一计: 直奔猪哥亮四轮儿车
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妙啊
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牛
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roding Dec 30, 2025
上去直接扣，她受不了的
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准
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捞
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典
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绝
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靠
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黄 -> 尿 -> 滋
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夯
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淦
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秀
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屌
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中
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干
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强
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收起你的小计吧
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秒
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醒醒！
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妥
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绷
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hatch Dec 30, 2025
老师，这书店没您的著作，我把它砸了，你说我做得对吗:)
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哇
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遂上，扣其下路，彼将难堪
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苟
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小亮，甚妙
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合乎周礼？
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丞相 牛而逼之
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透
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典
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总座高见！
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好计，赏
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啧
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可
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阅，下班。
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