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程序员们,如果在卫衣上印一句话,你想印什么?

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  •   shangwuli · Sep 27, 2021 · 29971 views
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    公司想给我们研发的同事们印刷一批卫衣,可以在卫衣上印上一句话,所以问题来了,如果是你们,你们选择印刷什么?比如: 这不是 Bug 风调码顺 这个需求我不改 ……

    328 replies  •  2021-09-30 17:35:26 +08:00
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    fiypig
    fiypig
    Sep 27, 2021❤️3
    1
    No 996;
    imzhazha
    imzhazha
    Sep 27, 2021❤️31
    2
    全世界无产者联合起来
    salmon5
    salmon5
    Sep 27, 2021
    3
    rm -rf /
    keventseng
    keventseng
    Sep 27, 2021
    4
    扫码提需求?
    shangwuli
    shangwuli
    OP
    Sep 27, 2021
    5
    @fiypig 这个棒!!!
    Leonard
    Leonard
    Sep 27, 2021❤️12
    6
    cjpjxjx
    cjpjxjx
    Sep 27, 2021❤️1
    7
    加工资
    AllenHua
    AllenHua
    Sep 27, 2021
    8
    好像有过类似的帖子。

    printf("WLB!");

    WLB: Work life balance.
    chendy
    chendy
    Sep 27, 2021
    9
    “啊,这……”
    zzzmh
    zzzmh
    Sep 27, 2021❤️2
    10
    H(ow) T(o) M(ake) L(???)
    P(拍) H(?) P(片)
    x86
    x86
    Sep 27, 2021
    11
    alert('Cool')
    lithiumii
    lithiumii
    Sep 27, 2021❤️1
    12
    本来想说 404 的,进来一看,既然是公司印,那就正能量一点,200 OK 吧
    uCharles
    uCharles
    Sep 27, 2021
    13
    天热砖烫
    Hack3rHan
    Hack3rHan
    Sep 27, 2021❤️1
    14
    Hack3rHan
    Hack3rHan
    Sep 27, 2021
    15
    WytheHuang
    WytheHuang
    Sep 27, 2021
    16
    躺
    9c04C5dO01Sw5DNL
    9c04C5dO01Sw5DNL
    Sep 27, 2021
    17
    FF9900
    Wiimoz
    Wiimoz
    Sep 27, 2021
    18
    you know who
    felixcode
    felixcode
    PRO
    Sep 27, 2021 via Android❤️8
    19
    前面:我来了
    后面:我又走了
    Patrick95
    Patrick95
    Sep 27, 2021
    20
    感恩在心中
    bzshow1
    bzshow1
    Sep 27, 2021
    21
    矿难来了!!!
    barbery
    barbery
    Sep 27, 2021
    22
    hello world
    maskerTUI
    maskerTUI
    Sep 27, 2021❤️15
    23
    “还是另请高明吧”
    zsxzy
    zsxzy
    Sep 27, 2021❤️1
    24
    你在教我做事
    learningman
    learningman
    Sep 27, 2021❤️6
    25
    413 Payload Too Large
    给肥肥穿(
    tabris17
    tabris17
    Sep 27, 2021
    26
    I don't need sex because the company fucks me everyday
    banmuyutian
    banmuyutian
    Sep 27, 2021
    27
    0 Warning(s), 0 Error(s)
    HENQIGUAI
    HENQIGUAI
    Sep 27, 2021❤️2
    28
    0xCAFEBABE
    moxuanyuan
    moxuanyuan
    Sep 27, 2021
    29
    A Hacker To Be.
    llzzll1234
    llzzll1234
    Sep 27, 2021
    30
    我有一件“996.ICU”,每次迭代加班的时候就穿
    itgoyo
    itgoyo
    Sep 27, 2021❤️23
    31
    ganbuliao
    ganbuliao
    Sep 27, 2021
    32
    champion 给你们同事买点好的衣服吧,别印这种东西了穿着像校服。(你们程序员的需求应该不是要一件穿着特别社死的衣服,你要是喜欢穿,给你自己印 50 个成天换着穿吧)
    alogbycat
    alogbycat
    Sep 27, 2021
    33
    essentials 或者 Supreme 。。。我是土味潮人
    vhui
    vhui
    Sep 27, 2021
    34
    Talk is cheap. Show me the code
    Merlini
    Merlini
    Sep 27, 2021 via Android❤️1
    35
    之前看到一个很好玩。
    上面是 我 35 岁了
    下面是 Pls dont fire me
    yazinnnn
    yazinnnn
    Sep 27, 2021
    36
    现役力量举第一人
    LXVC
    LXVC
    Sep 27, 2021
    37
    Life Is Short
    christin
    christin
    Sep 27, 2021❤️1
    38
    https://www.v2ex.com/t/797144
    http 状态码衣服 可以做个参考
    IanHo
    IanHo
    Sep 27, 2021
    39
    li ning
    teemobighero
    teemobighero
    Sep 27, 2021❤️1
    40
    生活带来您时柠檬做柠檬水
    zhuawadao
    zhuawadao
    Sep 27, 2021
    41
    "你看到我卫衣了"
    zhuangzhuang1988
    zhuangzhuang1988
    Sep 27, 2021
    42
    啥 都不印,
    pengtdyd
    pengtdyd
    Sep 27, 2021
    43
    print("996.ICU");
    hatw
    hatw
    Sep 27, 2021
    44
    我是“全干“工程师
    580a388da131
    580a388da131
    Sep 27, 2021
    45
    宁静的天空
    commoccoom
    commoccoom
    Sep 27, 2021❤️8
    46
    “总加速师”
    shidapi
    shidapi
    Sep 27, 2021❤️2
    47
    所以我们这些程序员能联合起来选择一天穿同一件衣服上班吗?
    HariopaNic
    HariopaNic
    Sep 27, 2021❤️1
    49
    show me your big dick
    caisanli
    caisanli
    Sep 27, 2021
    50
    口嗨第一选手
    Jione
    Jione
    Sep 27, 2021❤️1
    51
    妈妈一起飞吧
    妈妈一起摇滚吧!
    zackkson1991
    zackkson1991
    Sep 27, 2021
    52
    “水能载舟, 亦可赛艇。”
    pigspy
    pigspy
    Sep 27, 2021
    53
    assert me.future != NULL
    qwerthhusn
    qwerthhusn
    Sep 27, 2021
    54
    史丹利复合肥
    lakehylia
    lakehylia
    Sep 27, 2021
    55
    摸鱼 /划水
    nmap
    nmap
    Sep 27, 2021
    56
    1024
    jiayong2793
    jiayong2793
    Sep 27, 2021
    57
    前面:需求来了
    后面:自己看着办
    Marathonk
    Marathonk
    Sep 27, 2021
    58
    @Hack3rHan w xiaohan?
    easychen
    easychen
    Sep 27, 2021❤️1
    59
    It works ! on my machine 🐱
    swordspoet
    swordspoet
    Sep 27, 2021 via iPhone
    60
    I know HTML.
    I know how to meet lady.
    jellybool
    jellybool
    Sep 27, 2021 via Android
    61
    Naive
    lisongeee
    lisongeee
    Sep 27, 2021
    62
    her name, plz
    dolphintwo
    dolphintwo
    Sep 27, 2021
    63
    few understand this .
    goodspb
    goodspb
    Sep 27, 2021
    64
    要么忍
    要么 gun
    sprite82
    sprite82
    Sep 27, 2021
    65
    当然是 Hello World !
    badreamm
    badreamm
    Sep 27, 2021
    66
    f**k off
    scanjx
    scanjx
    Sep 27, 2021
    68
    加工资
    wangkun025
    wangkun025
    Sep 27, 2021
    69
    Hello world.
    akira
    akira
    Sep 27, 2021
    70
    有各种文化衫的盲盒没
    Mohanson
    Mohanson
    Sep 27, 2021
    71
    @shiguiyou 你现在就想穿同一件衣服, 以后想干什么我想都不敢想(doge
    Zatoichi1966
    Zatoichi1966
    Sep 27, 2021
    72
    my fucking job
    kof21411
    kof21411
    Sep 27, 2021
    73
    无 BUG
    eason1874
    eason1874
    Sep 27, 2021❤️2
    74
    这个需求很简单,怎么实现我不管,明天上线!

    这有什么难的啊?我不懂开发我都觉得它很简单!

    当年我也是搞开发的!

    百亿级并发!
    linyuyizhizou
    linyuyizhizou
    Sep 27, 2021
    75
    ”放弃幻想,准备战斗”
    Hack3rHan
    Hack3rHan
    Sep 27, 2021
    76
    @Marathonk 🤪是的,mrk
    Hack3rHan
    Hack3rHan
    Sep 27, 2021
    77
    @Marathonk 偶遇,哈哈
    xz410236056
    xz410236056
    Sep 27, 2021
    78
    “公司想给我们研发的同事们印刷一批卫衣,可以在卫衣上印上一句话”
    什么都别印,前胸后背一堆字只会显的 low,非要印。在胸口位置印个小字 /图标就行
    sonyxperia
    sonyxperia
    Sep 27, 2021
    79
    too young too simple
    ifanrcloud
    ifanrcloud
    Sep 27, 2021
    80
    $ echo 55+l5pmT5LqR | base64 --decode
    intsilence
    intsilence
    Sep 27, 2021❤️2
    81
    印衣服最上面:
    </head>
    <body>
    doodle123
    doodle123
    Sep 27, 2021
    82
    另请高明吧
    Cheons
    Cheons
    Sep 27, 2021 via Android
    83
    统一的工作服?近期有没有接待。。。
    公司 LOGO 就行
    dmjob2015222
    dmjob2015222
    Sep 27, 2021
    84
    验证一下,哈哈
    bonfy
    bonfy
    Sep 27, 2021
    85
    I don't need Google, my wife knows everything.
    palxie
    palxie
    Sep 27, 2021
    86
    what's up
    k8ser
    k8ser
    Sep 27, 2021
    87
    感恩
    7878324
    7878324
    Sep 27, 2021 via Android
    88
    印格子衬衫的格子
    docx
    docx
    Sep 27, 2021
    89
    @shangwuli 公司会同意印 996 这样的吗
    NanamiMio
    NanamiMio
    Sep 27, 2021❤️2
    90
    Aether
    Aether
    Sep 27, 2021
    91
    sudo
    dalidali
    dalidali
    Sep 27, 2021
    92
    印个微信收款码
    easing
    easing
    Sep 27, 2021
    93
    "这个问题不是我负责的"
    conhost
    conhost
    Sep 27, 2021
    94
    这里是一句 Slogan
    ila
    ila
    Sep 27, 2021 via Android
    95
    show me the code
    526326991
    526326991
    Sep 27, 2021
    96
    I am Chinese,
    hdhuang
    hdhuang
    Sep 27, 2021
    97
    办证 枪支 麻药
    yt28
    yt28
    Sep 27, 2021
    98
    记得去年的阿里云的短袖就整得不错
    <img alt="阿里云" src="https://image.baidu.com/search/detail?ct=503316480&z=0&ipn=d&word=阿里云%20 短袖&step_word=&hs=0&pn=19&spn=0&di=110&pi=0&rn=1&tn=baiduimagedetail&is=0%2C0&istype=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&in=&cl=2&lm=-1&st=undefined&cs=1360709313%2C1838000769&os=4038110045%2C865011251&simid=4238745561%2C534632287&adpicid=0&lpn=0&ln=1585&fr=&fmq=1632731719231_R&fm=&ic=undefined&s=undefined&hd=undefined&latest=undefined&copyright=undefined&se=&sme=&tab=0&width=undefined&height=undefined&face=undefined&ist=&jit=&cg=&bdtype=0&oriquery=&objurl=https%3A%2F%2Fgimg2.baidu.com%2Fimage_search%2Fsrc%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fimg.zuanke8.com%2Fforum%2F202006%2F08%2F104651ozhfshmff68f6pl6.jpg%26refer%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fimg.zuanke8.com%26app%3D2002%26size%3Df9999%2C10000%26q%3Da80%26n%3D0%26g%3D0n%26fmt%3Djpeg%3Fsec%3D1635323725%26t%3Dead4e5b91f501c5da59d2512103e4bd4&fromurl=ippr_z2C%24qAzdH3FAzdH3Fooo_z%26e3Bz7wghjb_z%26e3Bv54AzdH3Fu5674_z%26e3Brir%3F451%3Detjopi6jw1%26pt1%3D08bd0d0&gsm=14&rpstart=0&rpnum=0&islist=&querylist=&nojc=undefined">
    x940727
    x940727
    Sep 27, 2021
    99
    公平,公平,还是他妈的公平。
    7gugu
    7gugu
    Sep 27, 2021
    100
    if(1==true)return true;
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