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公司想给我们研发的同事们印刷一批卫衣，可以在卫衣上印上一句话，所以问题来了，如果是你们，你们选择印刷什么？比如： 这不是 Bug 风调码顺 这个需求我不改 ……
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fiypig Sep 27, 2021  3
No 996;
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imzhazha Sep 27, 2021 31
全世界无产者联合起来
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salmon5 Sep 27, 2021
rm -rf /
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keventseng Sep 27, 2021
扫码提需求？
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Leonard Sep 27, 2021 12
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cjpjxjx Sep 27, 2021 1
加工资
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AllenHua Sep 27, 2021
好像有过类似的帖子。
printf("WLB!"); WLB: Work life balance. |
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chendy Sep 27, 2021
“啊，这……”
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zzzmh Sep 27, 2021 2
H(ow) T(o) M(ake) L(???)
P(拍) H(？) P(片) |
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x86 Sep 27, 2021
alert('Cool')
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lithiumii Sep 27, 2021 1
本来想说 404 的，进来一看，既然是公司印，那就正能量一点，200 OK 吧
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uCharles Sep 27, 2021
天热砖烫
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WytheHuang Sep 27, 2021
躺
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9c04C5dO01Sw5DNL Sep 27, 2021
FF9900
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Wiimoz Sep 27, 2021
you know who
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felixcode PRO 8
前面：我来了
后面：我又走了 |
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Patrick95 Sep 27, 2021
感恩在心中
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bzshow1 Sep 27, 2021
矿难来了！！！
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barbery Sep 27, 2021
hello world
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maskerTUI Sep 27, 2021 15
“还是另请高明吧”
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zsxzy Sep 27, 2021 1
你在教我做事
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learningman Sep 27, 2021 6
413 Payload Too Large
给肥肥穿（ |
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tabris17 Sep 27, 2021
I don't need sex because the company fucks me everyday
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banmuyutian Sep 27, 2021
0 Warning(s), 0 Error(s)
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HENQIGUAI Sep 27, 2021 2
0xCAFEBABE
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moxuanyuan Sep 27, 2021
A Hacker To Be.
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llzzll1234 Sep 27, 2021
我有一件“996.ICU”，每次迭代加班的时候就穿
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itgoyo Sep 27, 2021 23
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ganbuliao Sep 27, 2021
champion 给你们同事买点好的衣服吧，别印这种东西了穿着像校服。(你们程序员的需求应该不是要一件穿着特别社死的衣服，你要是喜欢穿，给你自己印 50 个成天换着穿吧)
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alogbycat Sep 27, 2021
essentials 或者 Supreme 。。。我是土味潮人
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vhui Sep 27, 2021
Talk is cheap. Show me the code
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Merlini Sep 27, 2021 via Android 1
之前看到一个很好玩。
上面是 我 35 岁了 下面是 Pls dont fire me |
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yazinnnn Sep 27, 2021
现役力量举第一人
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LXVC Sep 27, 2021
Life Is Short
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christin Sep 27, 2021 1
https://www.v2ex.com/t/797144
http 状态码衣服 可以做个参考 |
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IanHo Sep 27, 2021
li ning
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teemobighero Sep 27, 2021 1
生活带来您时柠檬做柠檬水
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zhuawadao Sep 27, 2021
"你看到我卫衣了"
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zhuangzhuang1988 Sep 27, 2021
啥 都不印,
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hatw Sep 27, 2021
我是“全干“工程师
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580a388da131 Sep 27, 2021
宁静的天空
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commoccoom Sep 27, 2021 8
“总加速师”
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shidapi Sep 27, 2021 2
所以我们这些程序员能联合起来选择一天穿同一件衣服上班吗？
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HariopaNic Sep 27, 2021 1
show me your big dick
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caisanli Sep 27, 2021
口嗨第一选手
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Jione Sep 27, 2021 1
妈妈一起飞吧
妈妈一起摇滚吧! |
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zackkson1991 Sep 27, 2021
“水能载舟， 亦可赛艇。”
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pigspy Sep 27, 2021
assert me.future != NULL
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qwerthhusn Sep 27, 2021
史丹利复合肥
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lakehylia Sep 27, 2021
摸鱼 /划水
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nmap Sep 27, 2021
1024
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jiayong2793 Sep 27, 2021
前面：需求来了
后面：自己看着办 |
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easychen Sep 27, 2021 1
It works ！ on my machine 🐱
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swordspoet Sep 27, 2021 via iPhone
I know HTML.
I know how to meet lady. |
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jellybool Sep 27, 2021 via Android
Naive
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lisongeee Sep 27, 2021
her name, plz
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dolphintwo Sep 27, 2021
few understand this .
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goodspb Sep 27, 2021
要么忍
要么 gun |
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sprite82 Sep 27, 2021
当然是 Hello World !
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badreamm Sep 27, 2021
f**k off
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secsilm Sep 27, 2021 via Android 1
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scanjx Sep 27, 2021
加工资
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wangkun025 Sep 27, 2021
Hello world.
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akira Sep 27, 2021
有各种文化衫的盲盒没
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Zatoichi1966 Sep 27, 2021
my fucking job
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kof21411 Sep 27, 2021
无 BUG
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eason1874 Sep 27, 2021 2
这个需求很简单，怎么实现我不管，明天上线！
这有什么难的啊？我不懂开发我都觉得它很简单！ 当年我也是搞开发的！ 百亿级并发！ |
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linyuyizhizou Sep 27, 2021
”放弃幻想，准备战斗”
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xz410236056 Sep 27, 2021
“公司想给我们研发的同事们印刷一批卫衣，可以在卫衣上印上一句话”
什么都别印，前胸后背一堆字只会显的 low，非要印。在胸口位置印个小字 /图标就行 |
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sonyxperia Sep 27, 2021
too young too simple
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ifanrcloud Sep 27, 2021
$ echo 55+l5pmT5LqR | base64 --decode
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intsilence Sep 27, 2021 2
印衣服最上面：
</head> <body> |
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doodle123 Sep 27, 2021
另请高明吧
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Cheons Sep 27, 2021 via Android
统一的工作服？近期有没有接待。。。
公司 LOGO 就行 |
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dmjob2015222 Sep 27, 2021
验证一下，哈哈
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bonfy Sep 27, 2021
I don't need Google, my wife knows everything.
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palxie Sep 27, 2021
what's up
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k8ser Sep 27, 2021
感恩
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7878324 Sep 27, 2021 via Android
印格子衬衫的格子
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shower Sep 27, 2021 2
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Aether Sep 27, 2021
sudo
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dalidali Sep 27, 2021
印个微信收款码
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easing Sep 27, 2021
"这个问题不是我负责的"
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conhost Sep 27, 2021
这里是一句 Slogan
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ila Sep 27, 2021 via Android
show me the code
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526326991 Sep 27, 2021
I am Chinese,
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hdhuang Sep 27, 2021
办证 枪支 麻药
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yt28 Sep 27, 2021
记得去年的阿里云的短袖就整得不错
<img alt="阿里云" src="https://image.baidu.com/search/detail?ct=503316480&z=0&ipn=d&word=阿里云%20 短袖&step_word=&hs=0&pn=19&spn=0&di=110&pi=0&rn=1&tn=baiduimagedetail&is=0%2C0&istype=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&in=&cl=2&lm=-1&st=undefined&cs=1360709313%2C1838000769&os=4038110045%2C865011251&simid=4238745561%2C534632287&adpicid=0&lpn=0&ln=1585&fr=&fmq=1632731719231_R&fm=&ic=undefined&s=undefined&hd=undefined&latest=undefined©right=undefined&se=&sme=&tab=0&width=undefined&height=undefined&face=undefined&ist=&jit=&cg=&bdtype=0&oriquery=&objurl=https%3A%2F%2Fgimg2.baidu.com%2Fimage_search%2Fsrc%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fimg.zuanke8.com%2Fforum%2F202006%2F08%2F104651ozhfshmff68f6pl6.jpg%26refer%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fimg.zuanke8.com%26app%3D2002%26size%3Df9999%2C10000%26q%3Da80%26n%3D0%26g%3D0n%26fmt%3Djpeg%3Fsec%3D1635323725%26t%3Dead4e5b91f501c5da59d2512103e4bd4&fromurl=ippr_z2C%24qAzdH3FAzdH3Fooo_z%26e3Bz7wghjb_z%26e3Bv54AzdH3Fu5674_z%26e3Brir%3F451%3Detjopi6jw1%26pt1%3D08bd0d0&gsm=14&rpstart=0&rpnum=0&islist=&querylist=&nojc=undefined"> |
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x940727 Sep 27, 2021
公平，公平，还是他妈的公平。
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7gugu Sep 27, 2021
if(1==true)return true;
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