TrumpScript: Make Python great again

No floating point numbers, only integers. America never does anything halfway.
All numbers must be strictly greater than 1 million. The small stuff is inconsequential to us.
There are no import statements allowed. All code has to be home-grown and American made.
Instead of True and False, we have the keywords fact and lie.
Only the most popular English words, Trump's favorite words, and current politician names can be used as variable names.
Error messages are mostly quotes directly taken from Trump himself.
All programs must end with America is great.
Our language will automatically correct Forbes' $4.5B to $10B.
In its raw form, TrumpScript is not compatible with Windows, because Trump isn't the type of guy to believe in PC.
TrumpScript boycotts OS X and all Apple products until such time as Apple gives cellphone info to authorities regarding radical Islamic terrorist couple from Cal.
The language is completely case insensitive.
If the running computer is from China, TrumpScript will not compile. We don't want them stealing our American technological secrets.
By constructing a wall (providing the --Wall flag), TrumpScript will refuse to run on machines with Mexican locales
Warns you if you have any Communists masquerading as legitimate "SSL Certificates" from China on your system.
Won't run in root mode because America doesn't need your help being great. Trump is all we need.
Easy to type with small hands

如何评价 python 开发者的创造力？

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10 条回复 • 2016-11-12 23:11:26 +08:00

guyskk

2016-11-11 14:34:33 +08:00

"Detected commie network, aborting."

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ryanzyy

2016-11-11 14:50:57 +08:00

十分幽默已经 4.7k+ stars 了

ryanzyy

2016-11-11 14:54:44 +08:00

@guyskk

```

+ def no_commie_network() -> None:
+ """
+ Make sure we aren't running on commie Chinese networks.
+ """
+ freedom_host = "facebook.com"
+ commie_host = "alibaba.cn"
+ is_on_a_network = os.system("ping -c 1 {}".format(commie_host)) == 0
+ is_commie_network = os.system("ping -c 1 {}".format(freedom_host)) != 0
+ if is_on_a_network and is_commie_network:
+ raise Utils.SystemException("Detected commie network, aborting.")

```

是这样判断的

guyskk

2016-11-11 15:24:44 +08:00

@ryanzyy 汗。。我刚还上 vps 去运行。
改了下源码能正常运行了。看了一下 issue 里面的内容，没看懂这个幽默， Get 不到笑点。。。可以帮忙解释一下吗？